Grey Elephants eat soup: Combover Mike

Combover_Mike wrote this song in his post  called I swallow Soup for breakfast. Shout out to Tanner Horan (The real author)--- he's amazing and hilarious and freaking talented. This was probably the most fun/funny thing I've ever done in my life.
Also can you tell that I don't actually play the piano? k. good.

An Original Song
by Combover mike

I get on with life as a Scuba diver,
I'm a Sexy kinda person.
I like Bird watching on Sundays,
I like Dove shoving in the week.
I like to contemplate Soup .
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to Salmon.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about Salmon with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's Soup making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Soup or...
Salmon?I like to use words like 'Neato,'
I like to use words like 'Sparky.'
I like to use words about Soup .
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to Salmon.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about Salmon with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's Soup making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Soup or...
Salmon?I like to hang out with Rick ,
I like to kick back with Mike,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to Salmon.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about Salmon with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's Soup making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Soup or...
Salmon?